Well I did it, on an elevator with the wheels of the firm.
2 hours after eating white rice with Szechuan chicken and consuming 3 glasses of wine with 3 packs of hot sauce my rice, my Hemorrhoids are screaming for a scratch from a weakened mind.
I cave to temptation, actually I had no control.
I did it, started with a slow twirl hoping no one noticed, mirror told a different story, Hemorrhoid saying man up basterad, so I do. I’m busted. So I say fk it, I dig deep, twist, dig attack, Ahhhhh, wonderful. It was so gratifying can’t find words to describe it, better than sex. Damn it.
I am expecting security to hall my ass out of the building tomorrow. If not
I must rock, after all I now Yoda, and now Zohan…..
Csis going who the fk is Zohan?
Zohan stories coming…………………